The Dictatorship of Drenth Islands is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 336 million Drenth Islanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nofreedomia. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Drenth Islandian economy, worth 15.5 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,247 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and even snitches get stitches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drenth Islands's national animal is the naked mole-rat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Drenth Islands is ranked 108,452^nd in the world and 3,030^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.